Why I'm getting ripped off in this blog is because my sister never posts!
With a few swift keystrokes, she can make you laugh so hard you pee your pants. And if peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Why my sister rocks...
1. She is super funny...seriously. You should see her "Van by the River" impersonation. Hilarious.
2. She'll take a dare. She's totally fearless.
3. She makes fun of me better than anyone else can. I do stupid things all the time just to see what she'll say.
4. Dogs love her.
5. She's patient with the parents.
6. Generally has good advice.
7. She's the only person I can count on.
8. She wears the cutest clothes.
9. She's the best damn bartender ever.
10. She makes the best guacamole.
2. She'll take a dare. She's totally fearless.
3. She makes fun of me better than anyone else can. I do stupid things all the time just to see what she'll say.
4. Dogs love her.
5. She's patient with the parents.
6. Generally has good advice.
7. She's the only person I can count on.
8. She wears the cutest clothes.
9. She's the best damn bartender ever.
10. She makes the best guacamole.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
The Virgin Post
You might be wondering about the title. That's okay. Here's the story: My sister and I are like, the bestest friends ever. We're like Lucy and Ethel, Laverne and Shirly, Mary Kate and Ashley. My sister's name is Jenne. Her nickname is Ninny.
Right now, we're in a hotel room in Lawton, Oklahoma. We just decided to put up a blog this very minute. We gave it ZERO thought.
In hindsight, I feel a little bit bad about the "sorry Chris" part. Chris, we do love you, you know that. It's nothing personal, but it is funny.
I'm not exactly thinking clearly right now, so I'm going to get dressed and clean up this pigstye. Ninny is really thirsty too and she keeps asking for money, even though she knows good and damn well where my purse is. TTFN.
Right now, we're in a hotel room in Lawton, Oklahoma. We just decided to put up a blog this very minute. We gave it ZERO thought.
In hindsight, I feel a little bit bad about the "sorry Chris" part. Chris, we do love you, you know that. It's nothing personal, but it is funny.
I'm not exactly thinking clearly right now, so I'm going to get dressed and clean up this pigstye. Ninny is really thirsty too and she keeps asking for money, even though she knows good and damn well where my purse is. TTFN.
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