Why my sister rocks...

1. She is super funny...seriously. You should see her "Van by the River" impersonation. Hilarious.
2. She'll take a dare. She's totally fearless.
3. She makes fun of me better than anyone else can. I do stupid things all the time just to see what she'll say.
4. Dogs love her.
5. She's patient with the parents.
6. Generally has good advice.
7. She's the only person I can count on.
8. She wears the cutest clothes.
9. She's the best damn bartender ever.
10. She makes the best guacamole.